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پنجشنبه، بهمن ۲۷، ۱۳۸۴

Cheap bastards

Cheap bastards by siamak banimeri
February 15, 2006
President George W. Bush has asked Congress to authorize an extra $75 million to help the United States spur democracy in Iran. I'm thinking a $75 million translates to a dollar for every Iranian, which means each Iranian is worth a lousy $1 to America. Considering 30% annual inflation in Iran, and the annual 17% increase in cost of living, that $1 per person will be worth 50 cents by the time Congress authorizes the $75 million. Well, thank you very much, you cheap bastards. As an Iranian, I will not give you a discount -- not today. So, contact me when you increase the freedom money to at least $5 a person. And in addition, I would like a company car and a signing bonus.

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